transatlanticwanker:

french-toast-with-maple-syrup:

SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY
I SHIT YOU NOT
THE LADY SAID

“TALL VANILLA FRAPPUCINO FOR THE DARK LORD”

someone put this on a t-shirt

(Source: amp0rna, via not-so-far-away)

Seriously? [x]

(via not-so-far-away)

IS A WHOLE NEW WORLD SERIOUSLY ABOUT SEX??? 

(Source: riddlemetom, via thisatmosphere)

tothedangerzone:

Apparently “Google” is the most searched term in Bing.

(via thatsmybreastsnotmypinlanyard)

_{Jenna-Louise Coleman and Matt Smith on The Times Magazine}

(Source: isntthatwizard, via nicishouse)

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

I DIDN’T NEED THIS GIFSET IN MY LIFE

(Source: doctors-souffle, via nicishouse)

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other

(via meteor-storm)

sdzoo:

A group of meerkats is called a mob.

idiotsonfb:

pure evil.

(via meteor-storm)